If The NHL Was A High School

Found this on LGW. Pretty funny....


What if the NHL was a high school?

-Anaheim would be the kid that beats you up and steals your lunch money.
-Atlanta would be the slutty cheerleader everyone scores on.
-Boston would be the kid who you want to like…but you can’t because he smells.
-Buffalo would be the kid who never can afford to go anywhere or do anything.
-Calgary would be the bipolar popular chick who can please many people when she’s up but when she’s down she tries to commit suicide.
-Carolina would be the farmer kid with a mullet.
-Chicago would be the really old kid that has yet to hit puberty.
-Colorado would be the kid who did really well in elementary school and is just a slacker now.
-Columbus would be the kid who puts rims on his bike wheels and pretends he’s driving a BMW.
-Dallas would be the kid with the weird accent.
-Detroit would be the foreign exchange student.
-Edmonton would be the kid that was accidentally castrated in the early 1990’s and hasn’t been the same since.
-Florida is the kid who can never fit in.
-Los Angeles would be the kid who always misses school.
-Minnesota would be the kid who’s older brother was an All-American jock who got all the girls and success, but he is just a water boy.
-Montreal would be the kid who wants to trade you his apple for your Subway sandwich.
-Nashville would be that kid with the dad in the military. He’s cool, but you don’t want to be best friends with him because you know he’ll be moving soon.
-Ottawa would be the kid that breezes through the school year and then blows the final exams.
-Phoenix would be the kid that nobody knows.
-Philadelphia would be the kid who’s always suspended.
-Pittsburgh would be the crybaby tattle tail.
-New Jersey would be the really boring kid.
-New York Islanders would be the kid who has his/her whole life planned out already. Or at least the next 14 years.
-New York Rangers would be the rich kid.
-San Jose would be the kid that always over studies for the finals and ends up bombing them.
-St. Louis would be the smooth talking kid who gets you to trade your snack pack to him for half an apple.
-Tampa Bay would be the prom queen who got pregnant and now she’s not the same as she used to be.
-Toronto would be the girl with major issues.
-Washington would be the class clown. Entertaining, but ends up going nowhere.
-Vancouver would be the kid that has good marks all year, then skips the finals to smoke weed and fails.